I hate feeling down.

I need more dress clothes.

I'm going to be in another wedding tomorrow! Rehearsal dinner tonight.

I've probably blown about a quart of snot out of my nose this week. That's an honest estimate. Each tissue is like a water balloon when I'm done with it.

Lately, I get about 8 hours of sleep, but I'm still tired most of day. Fudge that shtuff.

If you exaggerate too much, people stop believing you. Well, not all people... just the smart ones.

Is physical exertion the key to happiness? Sometimes I think so. Oh how I do love ultimate frisbee. It makes me sweat.

I always have to think twice about how to spell "sweat."

I hate putting the last word in a sentence in quotes. I've been told to include the punctuation in the quotes, but I don't like to.

So I noticed I have immaculate cuticles today.

I wonder how much money the hand model for the iPhone got. It's funny to think that there are hand models. However, as anyone who ever watched Zoolander knows, hand modeling can be quite prestigious.